May 1933

Dundee Honours Sir Alfred Ewing

"This is the crowning honour of my life"


Courier BuildingWith these words Sir James Alfred Ewing yesterday accepted the freedom of Dundee. Sir Alfred spoke of his gratitude to his parents and his native city. The dangers that modern scientific progress might hold for civilisation could be fought, he said, with the principles of "truth, equity and unselfishness, which as small boys we learned at our Mother's knee".The platform of the Caird Hall thronged with representatives of the many branches of life in which the famous scientist has gained distinction. As he delivered his message to the youth of today, his small figure was surrounded by a colourful assembly. Behind him were tiers of red-gowned students who gave hin one of those boisterous demonstrations to which his term as Principal of  Edinburgh University had so accustomed him. Around him sat 200 members of the Institution of Mechanical Engineers, gathered from all parts of the world, paying tribute to a leader of their profession.

All combined to five him a great standing ovation as he signed the burgess roll. "The honour is all the more appreciated" said Sir Alfred, "because it comes in the evening of days, when the strenuous hours are over. It comes when I have more leisure to enjoy it and it comes as a considered verdict."

Through a long life it had been his great interest to watch the applications of science to industrial life, and it had been these applications of science to industry that made Dundee. A hundred years ago Dundee had little of the tremendous volume of trade and manufacturers which it afterwards attained. It was made by the introduction of machinery.

Telephone Uses

One or two of the little known uses to which the telephone may be put are brought to attention in a booklet issued to city subscribers this week. If for instance you doubt your ability to rise at a given time in the morning you can arrange with the telephone  exchange to call you at any time you wish to be wakened. Or if you are stumped for the correct time you simply call up the exchange, should you require the latest weather forecast for your district you can call up the meteorological office in London at any hour of the day or night.

Reduced Charges on Tay Ferries

Dundee Harbour Trustees are to consider the question of reducing the charges for motor cars on the Tay Ferries on Sundays. Sir William High made this announcement at a meeting of the trustees yesterday.

After a recommendation had been read in which reduced fares for passengers and cyclists were proposed, Mr W. Moir Scott asked if there was any reason why a similar concession should not be made to motor cars during June, July, August and September. Mr Johnston, superintendent of the Tay Ferries said that the principal day for cars was Sunday. It was rarely that  had to leave any cars behind. Sir William High, convener of the Tay Ferries Committee, pointed out that the B.L. Nairn could take 23 cars, the Sir William High 20 and the Newport 13.

It was agreed that passenger fares on Sundays during June, July, August and September be reduced to 3d single and 4d return for each person and that the rate for a cycle, perambulator or invalid chair accompanied by a passenger, be reduced to 3d single and 4d return on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays during the same months.

Mystery Excursion

The first of this season's mystery hikes arranged by the London and North Eastern Railway Company from Dundee will run today by special express train leaving Dundee (Tay Bridge) at 2.26pm for an unknown destination. On this occasion the route to be traversed, which includes a walking distance of about 12 miles will pass through a district rich in antiquities. A suitable picnic site has been arranged and hikers are advised to take a supply of sandwiches etc. The special train will be due to arrive at Tay Bridge on return at 9.4pm and the return fare will be 2s 6d.

New Friary in Dundee

Franciscan monks returned to Dundee on Saturday after an absence of over 350 years. In the picturesque setting, the foundation stone of their new friary at Tullideph Road was laid by Biship Toner.

Retiring from Council Work

Bailie A.A. Leslie and ex-Bailie James Lockhart have intimated that they are to retire from Dundee Town Council in November. Officials of the Municipal Electors' Association have received communications from them stating that they are not to stand again.

Both Councillors have served for a number of years. Bailie Leslie is a former convener of the Gas Department, while Mr Lockhart at present holds the electricity convenership.

Sea Hedgehog at Harbour

When the North Devon put into Dundee Harbour on Tuesday it had one of the sea's most amazing fish on board. It is called the Sea Hedgehog and was caught by the second engineer, Mr William Barbar off Jamaica.

In normal circumstances this fish is flat but when attacked it blows itself up into a globular form like a football and an array of spiky points protrudes from its skin. The spikes project in every direction as in the case of the ordinary hedgehog, and are remarkably sharp. When swallowed by a shark and this happens quite often  to the unfortunate fish in these waters - it does not, like Jonah, sit and wait for something to happen. It calmly proceeds to eat and bore its way out not only through the stomach but completely through the sharks sides. These tactics prove too much for the shark which succumbs. The hedgehog fish has a rubber like an aeroplane to guide it and its ears are almost human in shape.

Dundee Firemen's Busy Time

51 Victoria day blazes extinguished
Dundee firemen had a busy time last night extinguishing bonfires, no fewer that 51 fires received their attention. The brigade were specially summoned to 9, Stirling Street, where a bonfire of tyres, sacking and straw between two wash houses had set fire to a large cloths pole.

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